Manolo says, do not be the Shannon Doherty

I thought about posting a commentary on the poem of the day post but decided it might be too much of a downer. Instead, I share with you my love for The Manolo via his Gallery of The Horrors. Make sure to read the descriptions (I have to remember to always check this blog when I am out of sorts). Here is a choice excerpt:

Manolo says, here you see the Dansko Teton, the shoe that its makers describe as the "men's sport clog".
Perhaps, like the Manolo, you are wondering what is the sport that the mens play while wearing the clog? Undoubtedly it must be something that it requires the ability to quickly kick off the shoe.