Catch of the day...

is apparently pork-of-the-sea in Hawaii!

The fishermen said the 40-pound feral pig seemed relieved to be rescued...

No one knows for sure how long the pig was swimming or how she got nearly a mile off shore.

I know how you feel, pig-sister, sometimes you're just a teeny tiny pig lost in a strange and tiring alternate reality, trying gamely to paddle your fat little legs and keep your snout above water.